12/11/2022 0 Comments Chessy pickuplines![]() ![]() ![]() Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more. Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable. Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in. Do you want to be in a belaytionship with me? Or do I have to rope you into it? The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates. Hey, do you know what this Patagonia puffy is made out of? …Girlfriend material. Sure, we hiked a lot, but you’ve been runnin’ through my mind all day. Hey, have you seen Firefall? Cause I’m waterfallin’ for you. Are you a headnet? ‘Cause I’m buggin’ over how cute you are! Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you. This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight. Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here. Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest. Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts. Hey, do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes. Share ’em with your outdoor paramour: if they smile, they’re definitely a keeper. ![]() (I’m writing this in 2020, when we all certainly have enough to groan about!)īecause I have the sense of humor of a preteen boy, I’m publishing these corny one-liners in the form of cheesy outdoorsy pickup lines. I hope this post makes you smile, too, and maybe even earns a groan-smile on your next hiking or camping trip. Once, while backpacking in Glacier National Park, my dad’s friend Rich (a dad himself) looked at our strategically hung bear bags and noted that we placed them so high, “even Kareem Abdul Ja-BEAR couldn’t reach ’em!” I blame my love of cheesy “dad jokes” on my Dad and his friends, who took me on my very first long-distance backpacking trips. (The rarer the air, the funnier my jokes!) This tends to get worse late at night around the campfire or anywhere at altitude. If you’ve ever had the m̶i̶s̶fortune to hike with me, you’ve probably heard at least one un-bear-ably bad pun. Use these cheesy hiking pick up lines for laughs on your next camping trip! Should you choose to purchase anything, a small portion of the proceeds will support me and Juno. Some of the links in this post may be affiliate links. ![]()
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